Main Street Writers at High Speed.
Often, toward the end of a workshop session, we’ll have a five- or ten-minute window. A ridiculously short amount of time for writing begs an equally unworkable writing prompt – which I do my best to provide.
So below are several “snippets” that came out of a recent “last call for writing.” The prompt itself appears afterwards… along with ideas about when and how this approach might actually be useful -
Enjoy!
The frisbee soared across the lifesize chessboard just as the tall boy knocked down the Queen with his Knight. She fell across the square in a clean diagonal, and one could almost hear a tear drop from her plastic eye as she abandoned her King to his fate. – Dorothy Goldstein
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The moon was full and bright
As I threw my kite
Up, up into the air
But then it landed
Squarely on the Piazza
In Grandma’s pizza pie.
— Kira Kmetz
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The ginger cat sits tall, a small furred creature in her mouth, back-lit by the moon through the stairwell window. — Kathy Dunn
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Trinity
oval winds
angled dreams
rectangular sadness
roundness of joy
— Laura Bellusci
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Her smile is like a diamond-bright triangle – sweet and narrow at the top, wide and welcoming at the base. She sits behind the ticket-seller’s window in the train station, asking me for 42 euro in exchange for a one-way ticket to Dublin. I ask her would she accept a note of undying love in its place, and her smile becomes a long, round circle of “no.” — Kathy Dunn
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Mushy sloshed through the coarse, octagonal sand, cresting a triangular Cape dune. He spotted the Atlantic waves in the distance, dancing with cylindrical seals, before crashing into the square shaped beach. Out of breath, and, contemplating a meal that really struck a chord with him- breakfast, Mushy scanned the pentagonal landscape once more, and, turned a 1/2 circle to depart. Just then, a vertex of sunlight reflected a rectangular object that caught his eye. He spun back in a parabolic fashion to focus both of his oblong globes on the perpendicular outline of an Artists Shack. Studying it acutely, other shacks soon intersected his line of sight, as they arose out of the camouflage of foliage and radial dunes.
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Mushy could not retreat now, as, one parallel dream of spending a week at an Artists Shack was processing in his four-dimensional mind. Unfortunately, the solution to his geometric dreams might not be realized until 2012. A curator, with a hexagonal shaped head, had advised Mushy that Artist Shack renters are selected only by trapezoidal lottery, and, the next lottery was not until February 2012….
s/dfg;km — Peter Roarke
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There are three things in this world that I cannot tolerate. Oranges, lemon squares, and pizza slices. It’s not the flavors of these things, not even their colors, but their shapes.
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How can one eat things with such perfect lines of existence?
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Why do oranges have to be circles? Why not ovals, like mangoes, or those weird shapes of pears?
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And lemon squares, well, that’s self-explanatory, and don’t even get me started on those triangles of pizza! I could go on and on for hours about those! But I won’t because what I really want to write about is: my mother,

and honestly, doesn’t every writer just want to bitch about their mother? Or, in some cases, their alcoholic father? Yeah, I thought so!
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…And the exercise was: Write anything you want, just make sure there’s a circle, a square, and a triangle in it.
How do these “quick flashes” help you write?
- Somehow, a task that’s impossible from the start releases a writer from the Responsibility to Write Something Good and Right and Brilliant. It can’t be done, so we might as well mess around and have fun.
- Although it’s counter-intuitive, this white-water kind of writing often “un-sticks” me when I get bogged down in a longer piece of writing.
- Snippets have been known to open out to longer pieces without warning.
- Read out loud in workshop, well… it’s like opening a Whitman’s Sampler and finding a dozen new flavors you never knew existed. Good for the writer, good for the reader.
All in all…
This is a great way to keep the logical part of the mind busy tracking the rapidly shrinking window of time – while the dreaming, imaginative part of the mind slips new and startling images onto the page.
…It’s like turning over the garden and finding bulbs you don’t recall ever planting.
Try This at Home
Here are a few Impossible Starts to get the pen and the mind moving. Make sure you give yourself a ridiculously short stretch of time. See what happens… and have fun!
- Write the 11th Commandment
- Make a short list of “Questions I wish someone could answer.” Pick one, and write as if you absolutely know the answer.
- If you could change your middle name, what would it be – and why?

“Thanks for the timed writing. It is amazing what it squeezes out of the old toothpaste tube…” — Dorothy Goldstone
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